Sometimes I think I must be a food magnet. Hardly a day goes by that I don't spill, splatter, squirt, slop, drip, dribble, or drop some sort of food or beverage on myself. Once at a wedding I created a monster stain when I tried to clean up a butter spill smack in the middle of my top. Luckily, the top was reversible so I went into the restroom, turned it around to the other side, (a totally different color) and went back to the table. Nobody even noticed! Maybe I should invest in an entirely reversible wardrobe.